Top News Headlines, May 29-June 4, 2005

Fed-Ex Launches Previous-Day
Service; Universe Implodes

TBN Reaches Milestone; Nobody Cares

News Anchor Passes Gas On Camera,
Totally Blames It on Co-Anchor

Lookin' Good Under the Hood: New
Designer Snakeskin Radiator Hoses

Mr. Clean, Mrs. Butterworth File for Divorce
As Uncle Ben, Aunt Jemima Reconcile

Travel Alert: Breathtaking Views Annually
Hospitalize Thousands of Asthmatics