Top News Headlines, April 17-23, 2005

Local Cheerleaders Request,
Receive Letters G,O,T,E,A,M

Theater To Show Film At 12:10,
2:30, 5:00, 7:25 And 10:00

Vancouver Nitwit Thinks
Everything is Funny

E.R. Charges 15% Gratuity
On Parties Of Eight Or More

News Radio Station to Cover
Traffic, Weather Together

Elton John Finally Switches From
Sunglasses to Colored Contacts