Top News Headlines, April 10-16, 2005

ADHD Co. To Offer Non-Productivity
Training Seminars for Workaholics

Local Student Uses Word Containing
‘G-U-N’; Suspended For Two Years

Booger-Picking Still Unpopular

U.S. Supreme Court Wins in
Straight Sets 6-3, 6-3, 6-3

Gresham Man Makes Ghosts Appear
Inside Magic Talking Black Box

Thief Siphons, Accidentally Swallows
Gas; Gets 'Fifth-Tank Feeling'